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No Slip. No Bounce. All Polarized. $25 Sunglasses for Anyone.
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POLARIZED

Fast As Shell

RUNWAY

RUNWAY

$35

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
lens type
Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

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head size
Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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MEET THE RUNWAY

No Slip

Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight tortoise shell frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you slay your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized blue lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

all fashion

A fashionable cat-eye shape worthy of any runway (driveways included.)

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?
ORIGIN STORY

OH YOU THOUGHT THE TORTOISE WAS SLOW?

Clearly you have been reading too many of that Aesop guy’s lies! The truth is, when you spray a little WD40 on a tortoise’s shell, flip it on its back and send it down a hill, well, they are FAST AS SHELL.* As will you be when you throw on these blue-lensed tortoiseshell shades!

Your move, Hare.

*(We do not condone the use of WD40 on live turtles. This is just a joke, people.)

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