1. Don’t Tab Shame Me Origin Story “Hi everyone. My name is Teddy the Turkey, and I’m a tabaholic. “It started off slow. I kept tabs open for Gmail, Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, YouTube, Twitch and Reddit. I thought I could stop at seven. Seven tabs is totally normal. A lot of birds have seven tabs open every day. It’s no big deal... “Then I started keeping tabs open for Birdzfeed, Upfloxx, Netchix, TikTurkey, Pinteroost, FowlNews and WattlesUp. Why not? They’re useful. I need the latest listicles, news, streaming content, vi...
  2. goodr Partners with BIGGEST Esports Arena in North America! Did you feel that massive seismic activity? Probably not, because you were sitting in a fancy schmancy vibrating gaming chair. “The Big One” could come and go, and gamers wouldn’t even notice. Scientists discovered the tectonic incidents across North America formed the shape of a flamingo holding a game controller. There’s only one explanation: goodr partnered with the largest dedicated esports facility in North America, Esports Stadium Arlington!!! Why create sunglasses for gamers? Because ...
  3. Modern Day Snake Oil Origin Story Hey, you there! Yes, you! I can tell by your savvy intelligence AND your striking beauty that you know the value of a good deal! When a good deal saunters by, you don’t stick your head in the sand like an ostrich! You stick your tongue down its throat like a flamingo! Now, it’s true: This dadgum flabbergasting nastly ghastly pandemic has been cancelling every event in sight. But there’s some things it can’t cancel: The sun, and video games. You’re going to want to play some games to escape t...