No Slip. No Bounce. Polarized Sunglasses.
Meet the Cosmic Crystals, a new celestial era. Functional, affordable, crystal-themed goodr sunglasses manifested to guide you in setting your deepest intentions.
YOUR PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT IS HERE...
Discover the Origin Stories behind the Cosmic Crystals.
Cosmic Crystals Origin Story
Celeste Moonbeam is manifesting on the goodrTIMES to tell you about goodr’s crystal-bathed sunglasses. Ensconce your chakras in these shades....
NOT SURE WHAT CRYSTAL WILL ALIGN YOUR CHAKRAS? TAKE THE QUIZ!
LET YOUR INTUITION GUIDE YOU TO YOUR COSMIC CRYSTAL.
Chiseled directly from the mines of your newly opened heart space, these Crystals are The Answer from The Universe you have been seeking.
A GOODR GUIDE FOR DETOXIFYING AND HEALING YOUR BODY:
1. FOCUS ON SLEEP
2. DRINK MORE WATER
3. REDUCE SUGAR AND PROCESSED FOODS
5. GET ACTIVE
6. ELIMINATE ALCOH...F*CK IT...

These crystal-inspired sunnies manifest detoxification without having to do any of the above.
** There is no scientific proof to back this claim.





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