LOOK GOOD, BEAST GOODR
Though serious about gainz, the BEAST world is more serious about fun! Jerks are a positive thing, a snatch is not just a movie in which you can’t understand wtf anyone is saying, and a firebreather is not a carnival freak, and a six pack means abs (obvy). Even if your goal was camaraderie to start, the side effect of being a box rat and competing in OCR is a great looking body. Don’t insult your muscles by rocking ugly shades. At goodr, we’re all about making you look good whether your overzealous celebratory scream-grunt is for crushing your WOD or a beer.
WELCOME TO THE TEAM AMELIA BOONE
John Dalton said it and Amelia Boone lives it: "Pain don't hurt." So whether you're gutting out 25 obstacles over 15 miles or redlining every word of a 50-page contract, do as the Queen of Pain does: slap on these teal and purple sunglasses, eat some pop tarts (cinnamon roll!), and enjoy that ride on the pain train.