Give 'Em the Bird + Carl's Idiot Cousin 3-Pack
CARL DECLARES: NO LEFTOVERS
Hold onto your fork because here comes a deal chock full of leftovers designed to swag you up for Thanksgiving dinner. And you might as well swag up your whole table from Cool Cousin Sam to your Weird Uncle Mark while you’re at it.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
GET 3 PAIRS, SWAG UP YOUR FAMILY
Roll up to your family dinner wearing the latest Thanksgiving-inspired OGs, GIVE ‘EM THE BIRD, and be the star of the night. (You know, instead of that usual disappointment who moved away from home to pursue a career in “computers or something?”)
But why stop at 1 pair of the all-new Give Em the Bird when you can get 2 pairs of Carl's Idiot Cousins included for only $50 total?