Foot Wedgers Anonymous

$45

lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useHIGH CONTRAST FOR BALL SPOTTING

 

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lens typeNON-REFLECTIVE
head sizeFOR REGULAR HEADS
best useHIGH CONTRAST FOR BALL SPOTTING

 

HI, WE'RE GOODR, AND WE ARE FOOT WEDGERS.

WE KNOW THAT SHARING THIS AUTOMATICALLY MAKES OUR PARTICIPATION IN FOOT WEDGERS ANONYMOUS NOT ANONYMOUS, BUT WE'RE HOPING THAT BY SHARING, WE HELP SOME OF YOU TO ADMIT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, WHICH IS THE FIRST STEP. NO SHAME. NO JUDGMENT. AND, IF YOU NEED A HIGHER POWER, CARL IS A GREAT OPTION.

Made For


golfing

Great For


beasting

biking

running

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.

2 NO BOUNCE

OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.

3 ANTI-FOG

EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.

4 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY

POLARIZED LENSES ENHANCE THE COLORS ON THE COURSE SO YOU CAN SEE THE BALL AS YOU SINK YOUR HOLE IN ONE (OR GO OB...)

5 ALL EXTREME

YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO

Frames tech
FOOT WEDGERS ANONYMOUS BLACK full coverage sunglasses with rose lenses

HI, WE'RE GOODR, AND WE ARE FOOT WEDGERS.


I WAS IN TROUBLE... ...BIG TROUBLE.

MY BALL... ...WAS BEHIND A TREE...

I JUST COULDN'T RESIST, YOU KNOW?

I KNEW IT WAS BAD. THE RULES SAY IT'S BAD...

BUT HOW CAN SOMETHING BE BAD IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD?

EVERYBODY ELSE DOES IT, PROBABLY. SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

IT WAS JUST A ONE-TIME THING! I CAN STOP ANYTIME I WANT TO...

Polarized non-reflective Lens Tech

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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