Ares Has, Like...No Chill

$35

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

This is Ares. He has, like... no chill. Don't piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you've had your tetanus shot. Although, no tetanus shot is required for these Ares Has Like...No Chill sunnies.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE

Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.

 

Frames tech
ARES HAS LIKE NO CHILL MONOLENS REFLECTIVE SUNGLASSES

INTRODUCING ARES HAS LIKE...NO CHILL


Ares is the god of war, or if you want to get technical, the spirit of battle.

You know, the yucky aspects of warfare and slaughter. Like gore, he loves gore. And rage. SO much rage!!!

He gives us major road rage vibes. He probably makes servers and cashiers cry on the reg.

He honestly probs just desperately needs a hug and some word cuddles.

Ares Has, Like... No Chill

READ THE GLASSES OF THE GODS ORIGIN STORY

Ares Has, Like...No Chill

$35
Polarized Reflective Lens Tech

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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