'TIS THE SEASON
Your grandma never forgave you for eating all the legs on her gingerbread man cookies when you were 8 years old. But if you wear this shirt to your family's Xmas, she'll be so delighted, she'll forget the incident!!! (Although not delighted enough to put you back in the will.)
FROM THE MAKERS OF NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 DESIGNED FOR
Designed for people who like canned cranberry sauce and frosted sugar cookies, you sickos
2 MATERIAL AND CARE
Machine wash cold, 60% cotton 40% polyester. Stretchy AF.
3 RETURNS POLICY
Apparel may be returned in unwashed, unworn, new condition
4 EXTRA COVERAGE
Your eyeballs aren't the only things that need coverage. Protect most of your torso from the elements with a t-shirt. Unless you're a nudist. I respect that.