Sunrise Spritzer Elixir

Carl the Flamingo invented a morning cocktail inspired by the most splendiferous sunrises, the Sunrise Spritzer Elixir. It's 2 parts champs, 1 part freshly juiced sunshine (If you can't find fresh, canned is fine. You can use diet orange soda in a pinch...), and 1 part unicorn sweat. Serve in a coffee mug and top with a scoop of rainbow sherbet. Best enjoyed at daybreak while watching the sun come up. Hot dawn, Nature Fl*cks!!! Now get outside and enjoy it while rocking these Sunrise Spritzer Elixir sunnies.