Humble Distance Brag
LIMITED EDITION: RUN DISTANCE STICKER INSPIRED
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail past the 3 mile marker or going for an ultramarathon
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
FOR THE BIB COLLECTORS
"Ugh, it sucks when you have so many running distance stickers you can’t see out your rear window.
Great. Like, that's all everyone talks about, how amazing I am at running. It's so painful.
Everywhere I go, people keep complimenting me — even on tropical islands!!! RIDICULOUS. It's, like, sooo embarrassing. I should take all of these stickers off...but I won't."
— You, after putting on these Humble Distance Brag sunnies