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LIMITED EDITION

Greatest State That Never Was

OG

OG

$25

1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
1 YR Warranty
30 Day Free Returns
lens type
Mirrored Reflective Lenses

Mirrored lenses reduce glare, hide your eyes, and come in vibrant colors.

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head size
Made for Medium Noggins

Just-right midsize sunnies.

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Washington, D.C., we LOVE you for your memorials, museums, and incredible landmarks!!! But, uh, what are you supposed to be exactly? A city? A district? A capital?! We don't get it!!! Anyhow, we were inspired to make these limited-edition D.C.-themed Greatest State That Never Was sunnies. These blue shades with rose lenses are perfect for snagging some miles on the National Mall (or dodging mimes in front of the Lincoln Memorial). Grab 'em while you can!!!

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No Slip

Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce

Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.

All Polarized

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.

All Originals

A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

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