Freak in the Spreadsheets
CELEBRATING ACCOUNTANT'S DAY
With these goodr sunnies on, you look like an accountant in the streets, and a freak in the spreadsheets! These'll keep you in the black while those who don't have 'em will be seeing red. Now let's grab a pina colada and talk pivot tables till the sun comes up. Oooh yeaaaaah...
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
FREAK IN THE SPREADSHEETS
Eyes strained from
all those numbers?
Back tense from those
Numbers in the black
but YOU are in the red?
Time to celebrate YOU you CPA (Crazy Party Animal)! Cuz you may be an accountant in the streets...but...
You're a FREAK in the SPREADSHEETS... Show 'em how you sum it up with these awesome Accountant's Day sunnies!