Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came!

$25

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus, the god of wine, general ecstasy, fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic), throws THE best orgies in town.*

(*Well, maybe after Carl the Flamingo.)

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
DIONYSUS ORGY EVERYBODY CAME POLARIZED PURPLE SUNGLASSES FOR RUNNING

INTRODUCING DIONYSUS' ORGY? EVERYBODY CAME.


Pretty sure the name of this pair speaks for itself. Good talk. (P.S. Wear a rubber.)

READ GLASSES OF THE GODS ORIGIN STORY

Dionysus' Orgy? Everyone Came!

$25
Polarized Reflective Lens Tech

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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