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Our BIKE goodr community manager recently appeared in our living room one night in a long blonde wig, and in a creepy child's voice said, "They're baaaaaack!!!" We panicked. Were we going to have to call our psychic medium, Tangina, AGAIN?! We thought our office was clean?! She said it was clean!!! "Do you mean the TV people, Doug?!" "No, you idiots!!! I'm talking about Superflys. They're back for a limited time." He rolled his eyes and pedaled off into the night as we breathed a sigh of relief. Snag a pair of these Back By Unpopular Demand Superfly sunnies before we exorcise the demons and they disappear again... This time, maybe forever?
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating and silicone nose inserts to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO DRAG
Our frame is aerodynamic and light-weight, with a fit designed to comfortably rest beneath your helmet.
3 ALL SNUG
With flexible ear pieces, our frames adjust to fit your noggin so when you encounter bumps, they’ll stay put.
4 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
5 NO TOAD RASH
Not a typo. These do not protect against road rash….BUT, no one has ever contracted a rash from a toad while wearing Super Fly goodrs.
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That's right b*tches, they're back.
(And we're not talking about those cold sores you picked up on Spring Break.)
Introducing NEW limited edition, Back By Unpopular Demand
Snag 'em before they're gone again!!!