All Gazpacho No Brakes

$25

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Road, Trail, Donkey, or Taco Runs

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
best useBest for Road, Trail, Donkey, or Taco Runs

RACE DU JOUR: ALL GAZPACHO NO BRAKES

It's time again for the Vuelta a Sopa. It means "Return to Soup". And we will ALWAYS return to soup. (Except for the soup at Souplantation, RIP.) We like to think of the Vuelta a Sopa as the unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks special of bike races.

Made For


biking

Great For


beasting

running

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
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GOOD SOUP


Most gazpacho recipes include stale bread, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions, bell peppers, garlic, olive oil, wine vinegar, water, and salt.

We recommend eliminating pretty much all of those ingredients except the tomatoes and garlic, crushing those by riding over them with your bicycle, and then seasoning the mixture with your blood, sweat, and tears for your most authentic flavor.

Oh yes, and don't forget a fifth of vodka!!! Wait a second, that's Carl the Flamingo's favorite recipe for a Bloody Mary, not Gazpacho!!! Meh, you say "to-may-to", Carl says "to-mah-to". You say "Bloody Mary," Carl says "All Gazpacho No Brakes".

Polarized Reflective Lens Tech

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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