CHART TOPPING LIMITED EDITION SUNGLASSES
Admit it: You’d love to put Mick’s mouth on your face, even during a pandemic. All four pairs have polarized lenses and the no-slip, no-bounce performance that made goodr “The Rolling Stones of sunglasses.” (People say that, right?)
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GOODR SUNGLASSES?
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running (or rocking out).
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
JUST A FEW HUMBLE BRAGS...
Not only will you often find us listed as #1 Running Sunglasses, our sunnies tickled the fancy of the esteemed publications listed below. (Also, when Mick put on a pair, he experienced satisfaction for the very first time.)
We exist to give you permission to be unabashedly yourself… unless you’re an @$%*^!&. We make badass $25 sunglasses that speak to the four F’s: Fun, Fashionable, Functional and Ffordable. They don’t slip or bounce while running, beasting, biking, golfing or gaming… but if you’re an @$%*^!& they might burst into flames so watch out.
In celebration of this new stupendous Rolling Stones merchandise, the Hot Lips line, goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo said, “SQUAAAWK!” This roughly translates to: “It’s a gas, gas, gas, to collaborate with the greatest rock band of all time! And get free front row tickets to all of their concerts forever. That’s in our contract, right? It better be. I’m a flamingo of wealth and taste. And Mick stole my dance moves.”
KEEP ROCKIN' AND A STOCKIN' STUFFIN'
Don't be a scrooge, buy sunglasses. Even the kraken next door deserves a pair.
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