CHART TOPPING LIMITED EDITION SUNGLASSES
Admit it: You’d love to put Mick’s mouth on your face, even during a pandemic. All four pairs have polarized lenses and the no-slip, no-bounce performance that made goodr “The Rolling Stones of sunglasses.” (People say that, right?)
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH GOODR SUNGLASSES?
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO LEOPARDS
These sunglasses are made for anyone who doesn't like their shades slipping down their nose while they're rambling down the road. Nobody's got time for that.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
golfing
JUST A FEW HUMBLE BRAGS...
Not only will you often find us listed as #1 Running Sunglasses, our sunnies tickled the fancy of the esteemed publications listed below. (Also, when Mick put on a pair, he experienced satisfaction for the very first time.)
RUNNER'S WORLD GEAR OF THE YEAR
MEN'S HEALTH BEST BUY
PGA BUYER'S CHOICE
ROLLING STONE'S FAVORITE SUNGLASSES FOR ATHLETES
ABOUT GOODR:
We exist to give you permission to be unabashedly yourself… unless you’re an @$%*^!&. We make badass $25 sunglasses that speak to the four F’s: Fun, Fashionable, Functional and Ffordable. They don’t slip or bounce while running, beasting, biking, golfing or gaming… but if you’re an @$%*^!& they might burst into flames so watch out.
In celebration of this new stupendous Rolling Stones merchandise, the Hot Lips line, goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo said, “SQUAAAWK!” This roughly translates to: “It’s a gas, gas, gas, to collaborate with the greatest rock band of all time! And get free front row tickets to all of their concerts forever. That’s in our contract, right? It better be. I’m a flamingo of wealth and taste. And Mick stole my dance moves.”
KEEP ROCKIN' AND A STOCKIN' STUFFIN'
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