Move over "mustachioed plumber guy" and "creepy anthropomorphic blue hedgehog": Gaming's newest superstar is Carl The Flamingo! In goodr TROPIC DASH, Carl must steal as many sunglasses, cocktails and shrimp as possible. (That's right, STEAL. Not collect. Carl's a kleptomaniac.) But make sure you avoid obstacles like the evil UV rays and maybe-evil blue light. They're constantly trying to kill you, like all animals in Australia.

1. Begin by pressing Start. Duh.
2. Click your mouse, tap on your trackpad, or if you’re playing on mobile tap that finger to get Carl the Flamingo to jump, jump, JUMP!
3. Hop over all the dangerous UV rays and deadly blue light. You earn 10 points every time you successfully hop over them.
   

   

4. Steal all the tiki drinks, sunglasses, and shrimp, until your heart's content.
   
   

   = 100 POINTS

   = 50 POINTS

   = 25 POINTS

5. We ran a contest but it ended at 11:59 PT on 10/29/20. You can still play Tropic Dash the game just for funsies.
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