Greetings and welcome to Carl's Distraction Attractions, a hub of wondrous activities aimed to help you pass the time! So pull up a chair, scroll on down and choose an adventure! 

GOODR WORD SEARCH

Introducing Carl's Weekly Wacky Word Search! Cross out the 15 hidden words and share your completed card while tagging us. You might win a pack of glasses! 

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ZOOM BACKGROUNDS

There once was a time that you'd probably never even heard of Zoom (Like a week ago). Now, everyones on it. Download these free virtual backgrounds and bring the party to your virtual hangs  

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A GOODR COLORING BOOK

Looking for some old school stress free fun? Well look no further, here’s our goodr coloring book to help pass the time while we all ride this out together.. 

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DIY GOODRS

Ever wanted to design and name your own pair of goodrs? Well now is your chance. Download our frames and release your inner sunglass designer. 

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THE GOLDEN GOODR BUTTON

Users beware, beyond this point lies a vast wasteland of dead ends and 404s. Yet behind one these buttons exists a prize beyond your wildest dreams if you choose to proceed. Choose wisely! 

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CARL'S WORKOUT PLAN

Lets face it, our New Years Resolutions have been completely obliterated. So rather than getting workouts from your cousins girlfriends brother on Instagram, take Carl's lead and bring your fitness ambitions to a screeching halt. 

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