THESE SHADES ARE BANANAS.
LIMITED EDITION COLLECTION: FARMER MARKET
Get our Farmers Market sunnies NOW, before they grow mold and give you terrible food poisoning. This limited edition collection is inspired by our fave fruits & veggies. Each pair includes sweet vintage fruit crate & gingham CUSTOM PACKAGING, plus a PLANTABLE CARE CARD. Best by...NOW!!! Act fast, overalls and straw hat enthusiasts.
LOOK GOOD, BIKE GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
WE USE A SPECIAL GRIP COATING AND TEMPLE GRIPS TO CONSTRUCT OUR FRAME TO HELP ELIMINATE SLIPPAGE WHEN YOUR LAVA-INDUCED SWEAT POPS WHILE VOLCANO SURFING.
2 NO BOUNCE
OUR FRAME IS FITTED AND LIGHTWEIGHT, WITH A REMOVABLE NOSE-PIECE AND TWO SIZING OPTIONS TO PREVENT BOUNCING WHEN YOU LAND ON YOUR MOTORCYCLE SEAT AFTER DIVING OUT OF A HELICOPTER.
3 ANTI-FOG
EXTREMELY EFFECTIVE ANTI-FOG COATING PREVENTS THE INSIDE OF THIS EXTREME WRAPAROUND LENS FROM FOGGING EVEN WITH THE EXTREMEST SWEAT.
4 ALL POLARIZED
GLARE-REDUCING, POLARIZED LENSES AND UV400 PROTECTION THAT BLOCKS THOSE HARMFUL UVA AND UVB RAYS.
5 ALL EXTREME
YOU MIGHT BE AN EXTREME ATHLETE, YOU MIGHT BE A PRETTY AVERAGE ATHLETE WHO IS EXTREMELY DELUSIONAL. BOTH EXTREMELY EXTREME EXTREMISTS YEAHHHHHAHARGHHHHHWOOOOOHOOOOOOO
IT'S RIDDLE TIME
What is elongated,
curved, and edible?
Sometimes firm.
Sometimes mushy.
Always incredible!!!
Ewwwwwww.
NO.
What's wrong with you?!
