NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

THANKSGIVING IS STUFFED WITH ABUSE.

You get the pleasure of visiting family and the pain of annoying questions like, "Why aren't you married yet?" You get the joy of a mouthwatering feast and the torment of regaining all the weight you just lost. You feel thankful about life's blessings and angry about whitewashed colonialism. But you just can't help yourself and stop celebrating it, can you? Slap on these turkey-colored sunnies with cranberry lenses and embrace 50 Shades of Gravy.