Widow of Opportunity
WHO SAID SAVING THE WORLD CAN’T BE FUN? Now take these sunnies and sprint, smash, throw, leap, cartwheel, or fly to where you’re needed. If you’re not feeling these, try our other heroic shades for superhero size.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our black frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Did you hear the rumor that villains wrote a fan fiction comic about Marvel's Black Widow called Widow of Opportunity where they persuade Natasha to quit Avenging and become a real estate agent so they're free to commit crimes without getting covertly followed and savagely attacked with mixed martial arts and electroshock blasts from the Widow's Bite?
It's not true. But it might be. The only time villains win....***puts on sunglasses***...is in their imagination.