Thanks, They're Vibranium
WHO SAID SAVING THE WORLD CAN’T BE FUN? Now take these sunnies and sprint, smash, throw, leap, cartwheel, or fly to where you’re needed. If you’re not feeling these, try our other heroic shades for superhero size.
Made For
running
Great For
beasting
biking
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our black frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
DEAR MARVEL AND GOODR
How dare you?!?! I bought Thanks, They're Vibranium sunnies, thinking they're made out of, oh, I don't know, VIBRANIUM?!?!?! But NOOOOOO!!!! Plastic!!! That can't store or transfer large amounts of kinetic energy!!!
When people complimented me on these baddies, I said, 'Thanks, They're Vibranium.' But they're not. YOU MADE ME INTO A LIAR!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
Otherwise, I love them. Stellar no-slip no-bounce sunnies, with fantastic comic art of Marvel's Captain America. 9.9 out of 10. (Docked you 0.01 point for no vibranium.) Have a wonderful day.
Sincerely,
Barthlton Witherswip, DDS.
- a very real* email to goodr's Customer Service department
*not real
