Spidey Suit Sold Separately
ARE YOUR SPIDEY-SENSE TNGLING? It's the 60th anniversary of our favorite webcrawler, so we teamed up with Marvel to create heroic Spider-Man sunnies. They won't slip or bounce while web slinging. THWIP!
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
IS YOUR SPIDER-SENSE TINGLING?!?!
We know you were looking forward to injecting cartridges of fluid into your web-shooters
Firing a sticky compound at buildings
And swinging down the streets like a heroic red-and-blue pendulum while spectators gawk at you, villains cower in fear and a grumpy mustachioed newspaper editor yells that you are a "MENACE!!!",
But we've got some unfortunate news: Spidey Suit Sold Separately.
STAY UP TO DATE
On our latest shades and exclusive deals