Liège of Extraordinary Cyclists
It's the return of pro cycling season!!! We're launching sunnies inspired by exciting, challenging, cobblestone-tastic single-day races in four European cities. Can you guess what they are based on a series of cryptic clues?
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
"THE OLD LADY IS SO DEMANDING!!!"
"Let me guess, you loaded the toilet paper roll underhand again?! EVERYONE knows overhand is the right way, DUH!!! We've been over this 1000 times!!!"
"Nah man, I'm talking about one of THE most arduous one-day cycling events in the WORLD. You might have heard of it, it's only been taking place in Belgium since 1892, you sexist dimwit!!!"
Introducing Liège of Extraordinary Cyclists!
Wear these, eat a Liège waffle, go for a ride. It's like you were practically there.