Dr. 4-R-E Shots
TOUR DU JOUR: DR. 4-R-E SHOTS
Listen, if you are so far off course racing through Italy that you're not even on a road anymore (grazie dio you brought this extra bike fit for a trail), it's time to dose yourself with a little elixir we like to call a 4-R-E shot. Mix Fernet and Campari to achieve something akin to drinking the minty water your grandpa soaks his dentures in. Cin cin! .
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while cycling.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr cycling sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
BUON GIORNO, CICLISTA!
While racing through
would you like a
Dr. 4-R-E shot?
One part Fernet, one part Campari. (Get it? 4-R-E...)
It may not enhance your performance, but at least it tastes absolutely horrible.