No Signs This Year Please
RACE DU JOUR: NO SIGNS THIS YEAR PLEASE
If you want to salute your grandparents, buy them doilies. Stop by for a game of pinochle. Teach them how to snowboard. Don't hold up a f***ing sign during a race. Who do you think is reading that?! And what if, hypothetically, you cause a chain-reaction crash injuring 26 cyclists? We're guessing your grandparents will have a salute for you: two wrinkled middle fingers. NO SIGNS THIS YEAR PLEASE!!!
Made For
biking
Great For
beasting
running
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while cycling.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr cycling sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
WE BEG YOU!!!
We don't care
if you love your
Grandpa and Grandma.
We don't care
if you desperately
want to be on TV.
We don't care
if you snagged a
sweeeeeeet spot
to watch a multiple
stage bicycle race.
No Signs This Year Please
