THERE'S ACTUALLY AN EIGHTH DEADLY SIN
There's actually an 8th deadly sin that most people don't know about. It's called bad style. Oh man, just seeing it typed out like that makes us shudder in terror. *BAD STYLE* It conjures up images of horrible trends of times past, like acid wash parachute pants and ruffle-waisted ankle zip jeans. We hear if you try to scream in Style Hell the Devil shoves a huge 80s power suit shoulder pad in your mouth and then perms your hair using liquid hellfire and a pitchfork. Avoid Style Hell with this classic Whiskey Shots with Satan T-shirt. Everyone, even Satan himself, knows a classic tee never goes out of style.
FROM THE MAKERS OF NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 DESIGNED FOR
Designed for making an (obvious) statement out at the bar and reshaping the concept of a "basic black tee."
2 MATERIAL AND CARE
Machine wash cold, 60% cotton 40% polyester. Stretchy AF.
3 RETURNS POLICY
Apparel may be returned in unwashed, unworn, new condition
4 EXTRA COVERAGE
Your eyeballs aren't the only things that need coverage. Protect most of your torso from the elements with a t-shirt. Unless you're a nudist. I respect that.