Master of Flamingos
LIMITED EDITION: TOURNAMENT SERIES
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
2 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
4 NO SQUIRRELS
No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green.
THERE'S ALSO A FAMOUS CORNER WE CAN'T MENTION
Ahhhhh, The [insert name of famous golf tournament with green jacket winners here]. We recently bought a green blazer on amazon and made a friend put it on us in the bathroom (gotta mimic that humidity) just to soak up a morsel of what it must feel like to conquer the most prestigious major. These sleek green frames with yellow lining and green reflective lenses are a less creepy way to get that feeling on your own.