Watermelon Wasted
LIMITED EDITION COLLECTION: FARMER MARKET
Get our Farmers Market sunnies NOW, before they grow mold and give you terrible food poisoning. This limited edition collection is inspired by our fave fruits & veggies. Each pair includes sweet vintage fruit crate & gingham CUSTOM PACKAGING, plus a PLANTABLE CARE CARD. Best by...NOW!!! Act fast, overalls and straw hat enthusiasts.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO DISSERTATION
No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
92% WATER, 8% SUNGLASSES
The good news:
After hundreds of tries,
you FINALLY set a world
record for seed spitting.
(At 75 feet, 3 inches!!!)
The better news:
Now you're...
Watermelon Wasted
