Scusi, Coming Through
BIKE MONUMENTS
It's the return of pro cycling season!!! We're launching sunnies inspired by exciting, challenging, cobblestone-tastic single-day races in four European cities. Can you guess what they are based on a series of cryptic clues?
Made For
biking
Great For
beasting
running
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
SCUSI, COMING THROUGH!!!
"KICK ROCKS, MERCKX!!! EAT MY DUST, GIRARDINGO!!!"
You yell as you race through the streets of Milan on your trusty steed...
A tandem bicycle. Carl the Flamingo (your personal soigneur) feeds you pasta & wine from the back seat while you effortlessly pedal past cycling legends towards the finish line w/out even breaking a sweat, when...
Your alarm clock goes off.
Introducing Scusi, Coming Through!
Dare to dream. Then snag these monumental shades.
