Potatoes, a Midwest Vegetable
LIMITED EDITION COLLECTION: FARMER MARKET
Get our Farmers Market sunnies NOW, before they grow mold and give you terrible food poisoning. This limited edition collection is inspired by our fave fruits & veggies. Each pair includes sweet vintage fruit crate & gingham CUSTOM PACKAGING, plus a PLANTABLE CARE CARD. Best by...NOW!!! Act fast, overalls and straw hat enthusiasts.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
YOUR FAVORITE STARCH
Can't go wrong no matter how you use them!
Boil' em, mash 'em, stick 'em on your face.
"When you fry them,
they only get healthier."
— Carl the Flamingo
