Carl's Thorny & Ready to Forni
VALENTINES'S DAY 2023
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're running laps on a track or running away from your romantic problems.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
CARL'S THORNY AND READY TO FORNI
Carl is HEARTBROKEN
over his EX!
(Her name is Turlana Quackenbush...but we won't talk about her here)
So he wants YOU to be his Valentine!
Expect a BOX OF LOVE filled with candies, flowers shrimp cocktail, and...these limited edition Valentine's Day sunnies!
Because Carl LOVES you.
READ CARL'S DATING PROFILE