NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

OF COURSE WE MEAN "PASS THE TURKEY"

You know how you can tell that you’ve reached your fill of together time? When you realize all those “turkeys” you were supposed to make with your little cousins turned into middle fingers. Before Aunt Joann yells at you for corrupting “sweet little Lucas” with your “asinine millennial meme sense of humor” throw on these festive shades with a lens dark enough to hide from the angry mob. We’ve got your back. And at the end of the day, you can always just give em the Bird!*

*By “give em the bird,” we of course mean pass the turkey. That tryptophan will knock em right out!