West Coast, Beast Coast
LIMITED EDITION: BEAST SUNGLASSES
The Beach Boys said it best when they said, "Well, Beast coast pals are hip, I really dig those styles they wear...I wish they all could be California curls." Leg curls? Arm curls? We don't really know, you'd have to ask them. But we're pretty sure when they talked about hip styles they were talking about these West Coast, Beast Coast sunnies.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
EVERYONE KNOW THE WEST COAST IS THE BEST COAST
Especially when it comes to SoCal vibes. (Please feel free to challenge us. We'll fight you off with a California burrito and a palm tree. Have you ever had a California burrito?! It'll change your flocking life. It has FRIES in it. FRIES!!! That is flocking OBSCENE!!!) There's a reason why the Beverly Hillbillies chose to move here instead of someplace on the East coast that no one cares about. Swimming pools and movie stars. Oh crap. Oops. We're so sorry about that, we were supposed to be writing about West Coast, BEAST Coast. Our bad. Carry on. Forget everything we said, except the parts about the burrito. You should 100% remember that part.