See You in Digital Hell
LIMITED EDITION: FINISH EM'
A fact of life is that it's eventually "GAME OVER" for everyone. (Unless you have more quarters or a cheat code.) The only question is...Who is it "game over" for? Don't let it be you. Rock these stunning new gaming-patterned sunnies, and it's always YOU who will get to say..."Finish Em'!" Never the other way around. Get that hand-eye coordination sharp!
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
It's been said that there are
eight million ways to die.
That means, digitally speaking, there are 8 million ways to be sent to digital hell.
What's your fav way to send your console enemies to their digital doom?
Is it with a joystick-breaking fatality? A button-mashing barrage of pixelated pugilism?
Whatever your flavor of game slayer, make sure you rock this new gaming sunnies!