One Nation Under Golf
GOLF: ONE NATION UNDER GOLF
"One nation, under golf, indivisible, with Arnie Palmies & pimento cheese sammies for all..." Grab these argyle print futuristic frames for your next trip around the golf course.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 EXTENDED BATTERY LIFE
Since these “VR” goodrs don’t actually function as a VR headset, the battery life is infinite.*
*No batteries required.
ONE NATION UNDER GOLF
We pledge allegiance
to the flags flapping
over 18 holes...
(Look closely, they say "it's not a bogey, it's a flamingo.")
...and the republic of tournament lawyers for which they stand...
(They won't allow us to say the name that rhymes with "Spider Cup," or they'll sh*t their pants.)
...one nation under golf, indivisible, (except on dress codes & handicaps) with liber-tee (get it?!?!) and surreptitious cheating (kicks ball with foot) for all.