ACTION FIGURES: DESTROYER OF THE LAGOON
We created four sunnies inspired by four original characters, and they all come in AWESOME collectible packaging!!! Meet the evil Destroyers of the Lagoon, mad geniuses Doc Croc and Professor Rayze! . They're locked in an eternal battle with the heroic Defenders of the Lagoon: goodr CEO Carl the Flamingo and his loyal sidekick Shrimpy. Who will win?! We don't know.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
DESTORYERS OF THE LAGOON
Locked in an eternal battle with a mad genius! After blaming goodr for crashing her bicycle into toxic waste (long story), the fiendish mutant plover Professor Rayze vowed to destroy the Lagoon for revenge!!!
Supporting the Defenders? Snag heroic Shrimpy sunnies with light pink lenses and pink patterned frames. Supporting the Destroyers? Snag evil Professor Rayze sunnies with green lenses and black frames with unique grass texture.
Undecided? GET YOUR SH*T TOGETHER!!! THE BATTLE FOR THE LAGOON HAS BEGUN!
(And yes, both sunnies come in rad action figure-inspired packaging. Who says adults can't play with toys?)