Gamma Ray Blockers
WHO SAID SAVING THE WORLD CAN’T BE FUN? Now take these sunnies and sprint, smash, throw, leap, cartwheel, or fly to where you’re needed. If you’re not feeling these, try our other heroic shades for superhero size.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our black frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized black lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
You wake up 6AM, go outside for your morning run, and BOOM. An explosion at a missile base bathes you in gamma radiation. Great. Now when you go to work and get angry (and you WILL get angry), you'll transform into a big green monstrosity. Your co-workers will stare. Your boss will yell at you for the office damage. And you ripped through the only work outfit you get compliments on. If only there was another way! Well, there is. Introducing Gamma Ray Blockers*.
*Not guaranteed to block gamma rays, in fact, we're pretty sure they won't, stay away!!!!!
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