Friendly Neighborhood Spider Shades
ARE YOUR SPIDEY-SENSE TNGLING? It's the 60th anniversary of our favorite webcrawler, so we teamed up with Marvel to create heroic Spider-Man sunnies. They won't slip or bounce while web slinging. THWIP!
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
IS YOUR SPIDER-SENSE TINGLING?!?!
Special grip coating to eliminate slippage while wall-crawling?
Snug, light-weight frame to prevent bouncing while web-swinging down the streets of New York City?
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses to block 100% of harmful UV rays and 0% of Green Goblin attacks?
It's just another service provided by your Friendly Neighborhood Spider Shades!!!
(WARNING: With great power comes great responsibility. Luckily, copywriters have little power. We're very irresponsible.)
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