Is Mercury in Retrograde?? Again?
THE OGs: THE FRAMES THAT STARTED IT ALL
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re blasting a workout or blasting off into Outer Space.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
Mercury tends to go into an uncontrollable reverse spin every few months, throwing our Earthly balance out of whack. You could take every precaution under the sun OR enjoy the ride by throwing on these kryptonite green lenses with translucent green arms to weaken all that bad juju that may be floating your way. So, go for that run PR, sign that contract, jam that extra plug in that electrical strip. We aren’t scared of you, Merc!