You'll Never Get This Recipe

$25

lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Road, Trail, or sleigh rides

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lens typeMirrored Reflective Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Road, Trail, or sleigh rides

CHRISTMAS 2022

Ah, the season of giving is upon us!!! And the best part about giving presents to others is knowing that now they're obligated to give a present to you that's just as good if not better. If they don't, you'll take your revenge, and they'll live to regret it.

Made For


running

Great For


beasting

biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS

Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

Frames tech
Brown sunglasses with white outline print and green lenses | You'll Never Get This Recipe | goodr sunglasses

YOU'LL NEVER GET THIS RECIPE


We dug up Carl the Flamingo's Grandma's grave to steal her "Special Gingerbread Recipe."

What? Carl wouldn't share it, or even say what it's for. Anyway, great news. THE RECIPE WAS IN HER POCKET!!!

But bad news, the recipe was for "Cranberry Sauce Gingerbread Shrimpballs." It sounded so gross we barfed all over the Pet Cemetery.

But it wasn't a total loss. On the back, there was ANOTHER gingerbread recipe, for something that sounded SO. FLOCKING. AMAZING.

We made it. And we'll share it with you. But if you ask us how to make it yourself, sorry...

You'll Never Get This Recipe (Note: Do not eat gingerbread sunnies unless you hate your teeth & intestines.)

You'll Never Get This Recipe

$25
Polarized Reflective Lens Tech

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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