Red, White, and Birdie
LIMITED EDITION: TOURNAMENT SERIES
We wholeheartedly believe here at goodr that golf is fun. Why does it have to be so serious? Lighten up! For that reason, we have dubbed our golf-specific lens “Flamingo Eye™ Technology.” All the HD contrast and performance without any of the self-importance.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 FLAMINGO EYE™ TECHNOLOGY
Polarized lenses enhance the colors on the course so you can see your ball as you sink your hole in one (or go OB...)
2 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sinking that flamingo putt.*
*Flamingo is the new universally accepted official term for bogey.
3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you’re swinging out of your shoes.
4 NO SQUIRRELS
No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green.
INTRODUCING RED, WHITE, AND BIRDIE.
A hush falls over the crowd. The EU is one stroke back on the 18th and needs to drain a 30-footer to force a playoff with the US. There's the swing! And it goes like a foot.* What? WAIT. That's not a golf ball! It's a pair of sunglasses with golf ball-patterned frames! The US WINS! The crowd erupts! "USA! USA! USA!" The European Union tried to putt sunnies!!! HA! Stupid Europeans!** *That's right. A foot. Screw the metric system! **We don't think Europeans are stupid. We just get hyper-competitive and sometimes drunk while imagining completely unrealistic sports scenarios.
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