Citron+Alt+Delete

$35

lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads need regular?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

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lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Tall & Wide Heads need regular?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

Made For


gaming

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

4 FULL ARMOR

UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS

No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.

Frames tech
Blue BFGs with Blue Blockers Lifestyle

YOU THERE! YES, YOU!


Do you want to hit remake, reboot, refresh and revive? Do you want brutal belligerent bellicose butt-ugly bad bad bad blue light to back off from bombarding your beautiful brain? Then you'll love Citron-Alt-Delete! It counters, cancels, conquers, and kung-fu kicks all that kooky cruel corrupt cantankerous blue light! Best of all, the snake oil comes free!

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Citron+Alt+Delete

$35
Non-Polarized Lens Tech

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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