Let's Make Pour Choices
INTRODUCING LET'S MAKE POUR CHOICES
Did you make a New Year's Resolution to cut back on drinking and then immediately break it because it was Taco Tuesday again?! Yes? SAME. We really only know how to make pour choices. You'll be happy to know that these sunnies are 0 proof/100% non-alcoholic. Good luck with that whole New Year's resolution thing. (BTW, should we save you a seat at the bar?)
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
PICK YOUR POISON
We recently discovered that the old adage "Liquor before beer, you're in the clear! Beer before liquor you've never been sicker," is a total lie!!! So feel free to smugly flout that old adage while looking like a living thirst trap in these Let's Make Pour Choices sunnies. (Please enjoy responsibly.) Read the "Let's Make Pour Choices" origin story!
(Please enjoy responsibly.)
Read the "Let's Make Pour Choices" origin story!
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