Apple Jack the Ripper
LIMITED EDITION: CEREAL KILLERS
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re killin' a workout or killin' a bowl of your childhood-favorite sugar–milk–carb combo.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).
APPLE JACK, THE MYSTERIOUS TERROR OF CEREAL BOWLS EVERYWHERE
Listen, we know you’ve tried to compromise. You’ve gone to the store and bought Frosted Apple and Cinnamon Rings, only to find out they taste like tire. Don’t settle for second best. Buy yourself a pair of these red, white, and green sunnies- perfect for a tempo along the Thames.