Beam Me Up, Probe Me Later
LIMITED EDITION: ALIEN ABDUCTION
The aliens knew immediately that you were cool. There was probing. But it was a party first. The probes from the party-starting aliens just became part of the rich tapestry that is your life. Plus, it was for science. So you were cool with it. Anyway, they beamed you back. With cool alien-inspired Beam Me Up, Probe Me Later sunnies intact.
FREE GLOW IN THE DARK STICKER WITH EVERY PURCHASE!
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
LIFE'S A TRIP
Sometimes that trip
involves getting beamed
up to an alien spacecraft.
That alien ship may fly a little close to the sun.
Better have these stellar interstellar sunnies to help with the solar glare.
These sunnies are named "Beam Me Up, Probe Me Later".
Whatever happens on an alien ship STAYS on an alien ship.
Have fun and be safe!