Rage Quit and Hit It

$25 Regular price $35

lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

 

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lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

 

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

Made For


gaming

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2 NO SLIP

We use enhanced silicone inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

4 ALL FASHION

Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?

5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS

No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.

Frames tech
Rage Quit and Hit It Lifestyle

VIDEO GAMES ARE LIKE MARRIAGES


They open up a magical new world. Then they get way too challenging and we scream curse words and want to throw them at the wall until they smash into pieces. You can't really throw your marriage at the wall since marriage is just a concept...maybe your wedding ring? A framed photo? Anyway, these rose frames with clear lenses will make everything better. Video games are hard sometimes.

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Rage Quit and Hit It

$25
Non-Polarized Lens Tech

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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