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Modern Day Snake Oil

$25

lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

 

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lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

 

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

Made For


gaming

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2 NO SLIP

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

4 FULL ARMOR

UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS

No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.

Frames tech
Blue Blocking Glasses are Modern Day Snake Oil Am I Right?

IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.


The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!

READ THE ORIGIN STORY

Modern Day Snake Oil

$25
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Non-Polarized Lens Tech - Clear

Goodr sunglasses have metal screws that can potentially expose you to nickel. Nickel is known to the State of California to cause cancer. For more information go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov

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lens typeBlue Blocking Lenses
head sizeFor Regular Heads need wider?
Best for Laps Around The House, Pwning Noobs

 

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BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

SPLIT

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY

Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2 NO SLIP

We use a special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating through that super combo.

3 NO BOUNCE

Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while you celebrate destroying your friends in battle.

4 FULL ARMOR

UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS

No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.

Frames tech
Blue Blocking Glasses are Modern Day Snake Oil Am I Right?

IS THERE A CURE-ALL ELIXIR IN THESE LENSES? NO.


The question isn’t whether or not these venomous black frames and clear lensed beauties block blue light. They do. The question is whether or not they stop headaches, help you lose weight, grant healing powers, cancel your student loan debt, and make everyone you meet fall deeply in love with you. Guess you'll have to try them to find out. Can you afford not to?!?!?!?!

READ THE ORIGIN STORY

SPLIT

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