Nessy's Midnight Orgy T-Shirt - Men's
NOW HIRING
Interns for Nessy's Midnight Orgy. Duties include creating a sensual atmosphere, applying oil to moistly undulating bodies, and clean-up. No pay. Your reward is watching the orgy. Don't come too early. Don't come too late. All interns must wear stylish Nessy's Midnight Orgy T-shirts.
FROM THE MAKERS OF NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 DESIGNED FOR
Designed for people who have major monster orgy FOMO. We promise your invite won't arrive soaked next year.
2 MATERIAL AND CARE
Machine wash cold, 60% cotton 40% polyester. Stretchy AF.
3 RETURNS POLICY
Apparel may be returned in unwashed, unworn, new condition
4 EXTRA COVERAGE
Your eyeballs aren't the only things that need coverage. Protect most of your torso from the elements with a t-shirt. Unless you're a nudist. I respect that.
