TRICK OR TREAT
Anyone who tells you that Halloween was invented by the candy companies as an opportunity to sell more candy is a bitter liar who probably lives in a house that gives out raisins. (PSA: We don't care what your Aunt Hagatha says, they are NOT nature's candy. ) Everyone knows that Carl the Flamingo invented Halloween as an excuse to make this spooktacular, ghostly glow-in-the-dark tee! There's even proof in the ancient verse of Halloween: "Trick or treat, smell our feet, give us something good to eat, if you don't we don't care, we'll make an epic tee to wear."
FROM THE MAKERS OF NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 DESIGNED FOR
Designed for people who did not land a second date with their mysterious, ambitious boo... text me if you're reading this
2 MATERIAL AND CARE
Machine wash cold, 60% cotton 40% polyester. Stretchy AF.
3 RETURNS POLICY
Apparel may be returned in unwashed, unworn, new condition
4 EXTRA COVERAGE
Your eyeballs aren't the only things that need coverage. Protect most of your torso from the elements with a t-shirt. Unless you're a nudist. I respect that.